The new member of One Direction: A Potato

One Direction with potato

Zayn left One Direction last months to have solo performance and his leaving brought many rumors.  However One Direction is still exist but with a different member who was introduced to the public last night.  It is a potato. Didn’t you believe that new?  I’m afraid but its certainly true according to the explanation of  One Direction.

New Member of One Direction

Jimmy Kimmel told that ‘We have some very exciting news for One Direction fans tonight. We are going to do something no band has ever done before, no band has ever had before. We are going to welcome a new member to the One Direction family.’

New Member of One Direction

It has own facebook and twitter accounts and it has 160000 followers with One Direction explanation. I think it is an exaggerated concern, isn’t it? Which one’s got 160000 followers on twitter?

New Member of One Direction

Jimmy Kimmel told that ‘That new member is this potato. This is a Russet potato raised in a field among many others. We bought it at Ralph’s. It cost 58 cents. It’s a very ordinary, some might say humble, vegetable, but what this potato does not know is it is about to become the most famous potato in the world,” he declared. “Members of the paparazzi will try to take pictures of it. Young girls will shriek when they see it. By this time tomorrow, this potato…might even be dating Ariana Grande.’

New Member of One Direction

This was how a potato can have a famous story. Now, the real question is this: Will Ariana Grande want to meet a potato? We are waiting for the answer of Ariana.  Maybe One Direction wants to pay attention on missing group member, maybe this was an invitation. I am sure that this potato story will continue because it seems like an advertise.

New Member of One Direction

Potato said that ‘ I made some new friends… Ben Falcone and Melissa McCarhty.

 

 

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