Being a flight attendant is a thankless job. Like “being a parent” thankless, but instead of two or three whiny brats who tug on your pants and perpetually ask for soda, you’ve got 247 of them. And there’s no spanking!
And still others, well, they go above and beyond the usual pressing of the call light for an extra glass of water. Some passengers ask for things that are completely impossible, totally irrational, or flat-out inappropriate. How inappropriate? We talked to FAs to find out the most bizarre requests they’ve gotten on the job.
“On a flight from Moscow to JFK, a passenger asked for a blood pressure cuff. He had just received (as in, within the last 48 hours) a black-market kidney transplant in Russia and asked if we could monitor his vitals on the flight home. Fortunately, we had a nurse in our crew.”
“A passenger asked for a Tylenol because her husband was in a bit of pain. He had a penile implant, his body rejected it, and, well, she pulled it out mid-flight.”
“Once a passenger who, let’s just say, probably should have bought two seats stepped on a piece of glass while on board — barefooted. He asked one of the FAs to pull the glass out for him, because he couldn’t reach it.”
Well, that’s… a little personal
“Once a woman asked for a birth control pill. But she only needed one!!! Yeah, that’ll save you.”
“A woman wearing a (very) mini skirt on a Vegas-bound flight asked me for a tampon. When I showed her where the pads were in the lav, she told me that wouldn’t help. You know, since she wasn’t wearing any underwear.”
“A 200lb passenger asked me to help her to the bathroom, and then to pull her pants down. Also, to leave the door open, you know, so I could help her pull them back up.”
“I had a passenger board and promptly ask me to help change his catheter.”
“A nice little old man was walking around the aircraft all night. He would go in the lavatory, come out abruptly, sigh, and walk some more. Finally, he comes up to me and asks for a bar of soap. Said he was constipated and hadn’t been able to go in three days. He was practically in tears. I got some bar soap and a knife out of my luggage and he proceeded to cut the soap into five pointed pieces, which he then took back into the bathroom. When he came out, he tried to shake my hand. I politely declined and he gave me a hug instead.”
One flew over the cuckoo’s nest
“A young man holding a photo of his beloved cat asked mid-flight to go down and visit it in the cargo hold!”