8 Guys Who Aren’t as Great as Your Girlfriend Thinks

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It’s fun to have celebrity crushes. Lusting after famous females provides guys with an opportunity to play “what if?”—i.e., what if Kate Upton and Scarlett Johansson invited you to squeeze in their sleeping bag?—with zero chance of the fantasy ever coming to fruition. But when your girlfriend plays the same game and lists her own dream hookups, it hurts a little bit. Sure, she’ll never actually rendezvous with Brad Pitt . . . but the mere fact that she thinks he’s hot might make you feel inferior about your own good looks.

That’s why we came up with this list of her most common crushes, and their not-so-secret imperfections: to boost your own ego, and hopefully knock these guys off her list until there’s no one left on it but you. Because damn it, you’re better than Clooney.

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